Happy New Year!!!

Hi everybody! I'm back in town and it's time to blog once again. I hope everybody's new year was good. I had a great trip - very relaxing! But sooooo glad to be back home again with my girls and my dear hubby.

So I thought I'd start off my blogging year with something funny - enjoy:


A Blonde's Year In Review

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my Jeep in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open..

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 and a half days - instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 pounds!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

What a year!